Pakistanis have been skinned alive but they still dream of a shepherd coming to rescue them. Here is a list of things that DONT worry any Pakistani. Pakistan is a heaven for Politicians and rulers. I predict that after reading this article, many politicians will rush to get Pakistani Citizenship.
1. Non existence of electricity. This is to insure the survival of our caveman culture. Culture is regarded as very important in Pakistan and all attempts to weaken it are not taken lightly
2.Inflation higher than Himalayas, Fruits and vegetables are used as decoration pieces in homes. Leaves and mud cakes are substituted for food and other nutritional requirement.
3. Corruption deeper than the ocean, the only country where politicians claim that they have a right to corruption on live public TV.
3.Education darker than a cave, Higher education almost disbanded by uneducated leaders with fake degrees. some even making fun of education by saying a degree is degree whether fake or real. Then repeating the same claim with a new twist as ' degree is degree whether of a thermometer or university'. All the while, the sheep watch with amusement and fun.
4.Railway system rusting under minister who owns transporting company, the thief openly saying that we dont need it. by 'we' he means himself as trucks owned by him bring in alot of doe
5. A military busy in foreign policy, yes after defending their borders, they seem to think,they can defend foreign policy too.
6. A foreign ministry busy with fashion, Yes very soon the foreign minister will release her own fashion line. Khar-wear. My expert professional advice to her, Please don't market in Pushtu or Persian speaking Markets.
7. A prime minister whose only job is to read press releases. Head of a cabinet whose members are busy milking their cows in each ministry. PIA Railway. Sell the milk till the cow can stand.
8.A president holed up in a fort, busy counting his loot. Without a wife and any children to distrub him, his only preoccupation seems to be in the bedroom with strangers and checking after each hour, thru online banking , his growing Swiss accounts.
9. An opposition busy killing mosquitoes. Yes with all the action not in their hands and waiting for their turn to milk the cows, they are busy killing mosquitoes. They were previously busy with the flies but they all seem to have died off when Raymond Davis left.
10. Religious parties busy in defending our borders and training new recruits with fatal taweez and killer zikrs.
11. Businessmen busy taking out their cash from Pakistan and buying real estate in Dubai at higher prices and then selling at cheaper prices to help alleviate poverty in the Emirates
12. Engineers busy making designs, for state of the art Dams, which will Generate Milk honey and other useful edibles for export to Africa.
13. Policeman busy investing in their jobs and maneuvering the market to raise their P/E Ratios. Some are busy making feasibility studies of markets which are best suited for deployment, so as to highlight areas where politicians are able to supply funds without any market constraints.
14. Student are busy in understanding news ways E-commerce on Facebook, Youtube and Red-tube. Females are making use of the technology transfer MOUs with Bollywood, where by our new generation are utilizing the latest techniques for marketing human leather , posture, expressions and body movements which stimulate sexual production. This will have an added benefit of increasing our population, which we might be able to exported to the poverty stricken Arabian countries to help with the poverty alleviation programs. The males students are busy grading and perfecting these new techniques so to make them ready for global marketing.
16. Media and entertainment industry is engaged in the education field.
Different media outlets are busy in different sectors based on the funding available. Some parts of the media are busy spreading Islam as viewed by American fund raisers and suppliers, situated in the pentagon. Islam is branded as martial arts technique in dealing with Superpowers like USSR and other dictators. They educate future mercenaries who are able to work without any remuneration other than food and lodging.
Other parts of the media are busy in political party education. They help people to identify the future Shepard and his band of merry men who will steal from the poor and give to the rich.
17.Farmers and other laborers of Pakistan, once in five years, get paid a day's wage for putting a vote for the local strong man. The rest of five years they spend in slavery for the local politician or Pir sahib. The farmers are also know for raising large number children which they sell once year to meet their cash requirements.
18. Foreigners and expat are the hardworking people of the country. they are responsible for GDP growth and providing other major services that the nation may require. Some expats are busy in finding and locating prime targets for assassination for the American Drone program. This generates revenue for the Govt of Pakistan and meeting the expenses of some govt officials.
Others are busy in providing loans to the govt of Pakistan, which are paid off as salary to the politicians and along with other perks. Most of these loans end up in swiss bank accounts. Some of these funds may go thru local NGO Accounts before they get transferred to Swiss banks. Loan repayments are non existent and not considered to be of no importance and left for future governments or the coming future shepard, to deal with.
