I received this from a friend. really makes u think where we're heading.
How old is Grandma??? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end.
It will blow you away.
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.
The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
television
penicillin
polio shots
frozen foods
Xerox
contact lenses
Frisbees and
the pill
There was no:
radar
cr edit cards
laser beams or
ball-point pens
Man had not invented:
pantyhose
air conditioners
dishwashers
clothes dryers
and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
man hadn't yet walked on the moon
Your Grandfather and I got married first, . .
and then lived together.
Every family had a father and a mother.
Until I was 25,
I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25,
I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir"
We were before
gay-rights,
computer- dating,
dual careers,
daycare centers,
and
group therapy.
Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments,
good judgment, and common sense.
We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong
and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your country was a privilege;
living in this country was a bigger privilege.
We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
Having a meaningful relationship
meant getting along with your cousins.
Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors
when the evening breeze started.
Time-sharing meant
time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-
not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of
FM radios,
tape decks,
CDs,
electric typewriters,
frozen yogurt,
or
guys wearing earrings.
We listened to
the Big Bands,
Jack Benny,
and the President's
speeches on our radios.
And I don't ever remember any kid blowing
his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it,
it was junk.
The term 'making out' referred to how
you did on your school exam.
Pizza Hut,
McDonald's,
and
instant coffee
were unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually
buy things for 5 and 10 cents.
Ice-cream cones,
phone calls,
rides on a streetcar,
and a Pepsi
were all a nickel.
And if you didn't want to splurge,
you could spend your nickel
on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . . .
but who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.
In my day:
"grass" was mowed,
"coke" was a cold drink,
"pot" was something your mother cooked in
and
"rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office
"chip" meant a piece of wood,
"hardware" was found in a hardware store and
"software" wasn't even a word.
And we were the last generation to actually
believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby.
No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap... and how old do you think I am?
I bet you have this old lady in mind...
you are in for a shock!
Read on to see --
pretty scary if you think about it and
pretty sad at the same time.
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This Woman would be only 58 years old!